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Good God! with God & Special Guest George Harrison
The Beatles’ George Harrison is the guest this episode of God’s talk show to chat about gardening, edible flowers, and manure.
The Trumptastic First Draft Of Donald’s Announcement To Skip The Next Debate
Donald Trump announced that he would be sitting out Thursday night’s GOP debate in true Trumptastic fashion. And if you thought his original press release was over the top, wait until you see this leaked first draft from Trump’s campaign team.
Neil deGrasse Tyson Drops The Mic On B.o.B.‘s Flat Earth Conspiracy Theory
Who would have thought the first major Twitter beef of 2016 would be between the rapper B.o.B and Astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson? After the conflicted escalated and B.o.B dropped a diss track about Tyson, the scientist had no choice but to respond with a diss track of his own.
The Missing (Scary) Script Pages From Grease: Live!
These missing pages from the original Grease script see Danny Zuko grilling Kenickie about the questionable lyric “Did she put up a fight?” Wow, you’d never think something from the ’70s and set in the ’50s could ever be problematic.
How To Become A Man: Pinning Your Dad In A Wrestling Match But In A Cool Way
Once again, it’s time to learn how to become a man. Remember, it’s never too late to assert your dominance, OR learn how to do stuff the cool way!
No Men Showed Up To The U.S. Government So Women Took Over
A true story from the first work day after the snowpocalypse when only women showed up to Congress. The men probably got lost in the snowstorm because they refused to ask for directions. Male egos are a fragile thing. Consider the patriarchy crushed.
Theory: Bernie Sanders Is 420 Years Old, Which Is Impressive And Pretty Chill
It turns out that there’s a pretty good amount of photographic evidence suggesting that Bernie Sanders is three centuries older than he looks. Whether or not this crackpot theory is true, you have to admit it would be pretty cool.
5 Videos That Went Viral AF This Week
If you love watching more than four videos, but last than six, then these are the mother-fricking videos for you.