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Published September 16, 2009
Because Beyonce created one of the greatest videos of ALL TIME!

Thank you for reading my essay. It's been a long, sometimes bumpy road, but we made it. I couldn't have done it without the love and support of my family, my girlfriend Meghann, and my old friend and mentor, Professor Fred Turner of Stanford University. Because of a tight timetable, I was limited to performing my research only at the university research libraries of Stanford and Dartmouth University. All facts have been checked and doublechecked.

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