No matter how you want to look at it a door will always be in your future and your past. So let’s take a look at all the doors we take for granted every day and all the doors that stand between you and your future!
1. Bedroom Door
This door is essential to get through. If you didn’t, then you’d never make it to the other doors!
2. Bathroom Door
You don’t want to poop on the floor, do you?
3. Refrigerator Door
Get that food in your belly! No one likes you when you’re empty.
4. Closet Door
Ew! Get dressed already! Seriously! I’m sick of looking at you and I can hear other people saying the same thing.
5. Apartment Door / Front Door
Gotta leave the house, silly! How else will you not be alone forever?
6. Subway Train Door / Car Door
How else are ya going to get where you’re going? Walk? I don’t think so!
7. The Doors
These guys will talk about breaking through to the other side all day if you let them. I personally recommend you hang out with other doers like yourself and stay away from those who just talk.
8. Job Door
Whether it’s revolving, to an office or even to a burger joint get a job or keep going to the one you have! Please, I beg you! I really need more space at this coffee shop.
9. Sliding Door
This will lead you to your deck, porch or patio. Trust me, you’re going to want to go through this door. You did pay for all that cool stuff after all.
10. Casket Door
It’s on a hinge. It’s a door. There’s no way to avoid this one, I mean, unless you’re a weirdo that donates their body to science. Then you would have a Morgue Refrigerator Door. I guess you could avoid it by being cremated, but there are still more doors on your way to dust.
No matter how you want to look at it a door will always be in your future and your past.