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Published: December 13, 2011
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Despite the stress lowering benefits and Oprah’s wailing about the increased productivity of her staff meditating on the job twice a day, a new study reveals that employees are nodding off during their “om” time in an effort to catch up on much needed sleep.  

A clear giveaway has been the incessant snoring from workers, or in some cases their falling into their own laps from their “look I’m meditating” lotus position, truly a sign of their either being overworked or just not “getting” the benefits of meditation...or perhaps meditating just after lunch, having caught the “itis”.