If the folks who greenlit these products have not been fired, they need to be. Immediately.
7. White Power Toothpaste
Who likes cavities? The blacks. Obviously.
6. Life Cereal
Life Cereal Exec #1: Our cereal is so wholesome. Families of all races should be able to enjoy them.
Life Cereal Exec #2: But not together though, right?
Life Cereal Exec #3: Don't be ridiculous. The dark cereal goes to the darks and so on and so forth. Jesus Christ, do I have to think of everything here?*
5. Black Kid's Computer Desk
Nice try, Target. Racists.
4. Oreo Barbie
The Barbie of choice for Carlton Banks.
3. Just Whites
I would say that all races like dried egg whites. Not just whites. But that'd be a lie. Nobody likes dried egg whites.
2. Audi's White Power
Sure, it's the same as the toothpaste above. But Audi gets a much higher ranking, as it's a major, worldwide company. Given Germany's less than stellar track record when it comes to racial superiority, they lose extra points for not having a department of their company solely dedicated to not looking racist.
1. i.Beat Blaxx
Oh come on.
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