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April 28, 2015
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Guy looking for vintage star wars figurines wasn't expecting this

So, as you probably know people use websites like gumtree and craigslist to post classified ads. I wind these people up, some of them enjoy it and take it for what it is, others do not and get pretty angry. Below is one of the funniest email wind ups I’ve done so far.

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Original Add

Vintage star wars figures wanted.

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Me to Len
Hi Len
Are you still looking for vintage star wars figures?
Thanks Derek

Len To Me
Hi Derek
Yes I am, what do you have?
Len

Me to Len
Hi Len,
I have a life size R2D2 from the mid 80’s in very good condition, I am looking for £500 for that price I will drop it off to you or you can come and collect?
Thanks Derek

Len to Me
Hi Derek
£500 sounds pretty cheap for a life size r2d2, is it in good condition? Can you send me a few pictures?
Len

Me to Len
Hi Len
Yeah its cheap I am after a quick sale because we need the room for the wifes collection of glass fish.
Thanks
Derek

Len to me
Derek,
I understand, luckily I don’t have a wife, so no need to make room haha. Do you have any pictures
Len

Me to len
Hi len,
Please find picture attached.

fish one.png

Len to me
Derek,
Think you sent me the wrong picture, can you send me a picture of the r2d2
Len

Me to len
Hi len,
Sorry I thought you wanted to see the fish. I have attached another one for you to check out
Thanks derek

fish2.jpg

Len to me
Derek, I am not interested in the fish sorry, could you send me a pic of the R2D2 please.

Me to len
Hi Len
Oh sorry, yeah attached is the r2d2.

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Len to me
Is this some kind of joke, why have you sent me a picture of a bin.

Me to len
I haven’t I have sent you my R2D2 picture

Len to me.
You haven’t you have sent me a picture of a bin check your email

Me to len.
Oh so I have my apologies attached is the R2D2, its in good condition and well looked after, let me know if you are interested.

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Len to me
Derek, are you fucking kidding me?? Stop wasting my time.

Me to Len
Whats the problem? Do you not want it

Len to me
No I don’t want your shitty bin, get a life you time wasting prick.

Me to Len
Wow wow wow lenny boy, think you need to calm down, otherwise you might end up on the dark side of the force.

Len to me
Find a tall building and jump off it.

Me to Len
You will never be a jedi.

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