beach party

i was listening to my dad's beach boys records in the living room.  i was making up dance moves and pretending to be at parties with pretty beach girls.  in my mind i asked a girl to dance.  she had pretty blonde hair and a beach tan. i asked her, but she laughed at me and called me a "barrel ass".  i opened my eyes i saw that it was my dad laughing and calling me ass names.  it was neat to hear a lady's voice coming from a fat man's mouth!!