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Published: March 19, 2011
Description: JOKE
Arthur is ninety years old.

He's played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago.  

One day he arrives home looking downcast.

"That's it," he tells his wife, "I'm giving up golf.  My eyesight has gotten
so bad, once I've hit the ball, I can't see where it went."

His wife sympathizes.  As they sit down she says, "Why don't you take my
brother with you, and give it one more try?"

"That's no good," sighs Arthur.  "Your brother is one hundred and three
years old.  He can't help."

"He may be a hundred and three," says the wife, "but his eyesight is

So the next day Arthur heads off to the golf course with his brother-in-law.

He tees up, takes an almighty swing and squints down the fairway.  He turns
to the brother-in-law, "Did you see the ball?"

"Of course I did," says the brother-in-law, "I have perfect eyesight."

"Where did it go?" asks Arthur.

"I don't remember."