In my department I discovered an abandoned huge sum that belongs to one of our foreign customers, who died along with his wife and only son in a plane crash of Alaska Airlines Flight number 261 which crashed on 31 January, I now decided to make this Business proposal to you and for our office authorities to release the money to you, for more detail send me an email in my private email address (email@example.com or firstname.lastname@example.org)
This is without a doubt the greatest day of my life. Five minutes ago I told my boss to go fuck himself and urinated on his car on my way out of the parking lot. Fuck that place. Fuck drudging away for 40+ hours a week, and fuck stressing over money. Miss Elizabeth has me covered like an illegal Olympic swimsuit.