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January 28, 2016

A break down of the Kanye-Wiz "feud" plus a guide on how to avoid it in the future.

Yesterday Kanye West went on an epic Twitter rant, which has since been deleted, but began because he believed Wiz Khalifa was tweeting about Kanye’s wife, Kim Kardashian. Wiz innocuously tweeted this…

…which led to Kanye firing off on the Pittsburgh rapper in a modern-day Shakespearian soliloquy.

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He even got into why he was even on Wiz’s page, in case any one at this point was wondering that. It was because he liked Wiz’s pants.

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The tirade, which continued on, actually did inspire a Shakespearian reading of the tweets.

But all of this came to an abrupt end when Wiz was like, “ay chill.”

Turns out, Wiz Khalifa was talking about weed and that KK means weed and Kanye went from 0 to Kanye-Ultra in a series of like 20 tweets not knowing this at all. But, because Kanye comes in all modes, he backed down, and displayed his humble side.

I for one, didn’t know that KK meant weed, which is yet another item on a very short list of things I have in common with Kanye. Going forward, to protect Yeezy and myself from embarrassment, here are other things KK could possibly stand for.

  • Krispy Kreme
  • Kit Kats
  • Any of the Kardashian sisters, not just Kanye’s wife.
  • In Sweden kk stands for knullkompis which means fuck buddy.
  • King Kong
  • Kingda Ka, the raddest, scariest, dopest coaster of them all.
  • Kriss Kringle aka Santa!
  • Kenan & Kel
  • Kind kisses (something my grandma says)
  • Krusty Krab

Study up on this list to avoid going on the sort of tweet rant bored Twitter users dream of. Also, remember, kids, next time a celebrity goes on a beautiful Twitter tirade, screen cap screen cap screen cap. These rants, unlike diamonds, aren’t forever.