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August 01, 2016

Sorry, I just couldn't find the links.

Lists are all the rage right now on the Internet. Want to see the top ten cutest dogs ever? No problem; there’s a list for that. Want to know the top five best *NSync songs? Done. Want to know the seven male Hollywood stars who not-so-secretly enjoy wearing women’s underwear? Don’t worry; there’s a list out there for that, too. Probably. I’m not sure. You’d have to look it up. But anyway, lists are pretty cool. They’re the definitive authority on what’s best, so below, I have provided for you the best of the best – the top 5 best lists on the Internet.

The thing is I can’t really remember where I saw these lists, so there aren’t any links. But bear with me. I’ll give you easy steps to find these top-notch listicles. I assure you, these are totally the best lists that the Internet has to offer, so they’re definitely worth the effort.

1. Top 10 Most Adorkable Moments From New Girl

Zooey Deschanel is hands down America’s sweetheart, and this list solidifies that notion. It’s full of gifs of totally awk moments that endear her to us again and again. Can’t remember where I saw this one, but just Google it, and you’ll definitely say, “Aww shucks!”

2. Top 5 Five Cutest Kittens Ever

There’s nothing the Internet has a collective affection for more than cute animals. This list is an instant classic that will leaving you wanting to go to the animal shelter to pet all the kitties. One of my mom’s friends shared this on Facebook back in May. So if you look her up and scroll through her timeline, it should be there. Her name is Barbara Hansen. That’s “Hansen”, not “Hanson”. She lives in Boise, and her profile picture is her holding a baby caiman from that time she vacationed in the Everglades. Don’t click on that other Barbara Hansen who’s a hot chick from Pittsburgh. You can do that some other time.

3. 7 Science Facts That Will Leave Your Brain Hurting

This one does just what the title says it will do. Ouch! Haha, well anyway, it’s full of real interesting stuff, and it definitely changed the way I see the world. But, like I said, I don’t have the link to this one. Try like science.com/7facts or maybe it’s .net or something. Honestly, I can’t even tell you how I came across this one. I can’t really remember any of the facts either.

4. The 20 Freakiest Foods From Around The World

This one. This. One. Are you ready to say, “Ew, gross”? Well, if you can find where this list is on the endlessly complex web of the Internet, that’s exactly what you’ll be saying! Still looking for a link? Sorry. There isn’t one. I told you that. Anyway,I found this one when I was looking for an exotic place to eat. The trick is, you have to use Bing. Don’t try to Google this one. It won’t work. Don’t ask me why. But it’s got tons of gross foods in there. There was one that was like bugs or something. No thanks! Haha.

5. 10 Shows You Must Watch Right Now

Now, the title of this one is a little demanding, but don’t let that stop you from checking out these sweet shows! I needed something to binge on (don’t we all, lol!), so I Googled something like, “Good shows”, and BAM, there it was! It was like either the third or fourth search result. You’ll know it when you see it. DON’T use Bing for this one. Unfortunately for me, like half the shows were on Netflix, which I don’t have. I’m still able to tune in to some good ones on ABC once a week though. Have you heard of Once Upon A Time? So even if you don’t have a bunch of streaming services, this list is definitely where it’s at.

So those are the best lists out there. Just follow my instructions, and soon you’ll be basking in their glory. No need to thank me :P