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Published September 20, 2008

I did the greatest thing I have ever done in the history of me today.

I did not do it on purpose.

If I ever try to do it on purpose again I will fail.

If anyone told me they did this on purpose I would know they were lying.

Here's the story:

I was driving down Coastal Highway this afternoon, listening to a little music, smoking a cigarette (I have quit smoking many times, but that is another blog for another day).

Up on my ass came a tricked out honda of some sort.

I am not so anal as to dislike loud music, but these gentlemen had the bass so loud I couldn't even hear the beautiful John Prine cd I was rockin out to.

We came upon a red light, and I hoped that my new friends would have the decency to turn down the volume a little.

They didn't.

I had no plan of action, no thoughts of retaliation, just a feeling of mild annoyance,

That is when the greatest thing I have ever done occured.

It was a beautiful day here in Delaware today. 72 and sunny. Everyone in the world had their windows down, including me and Mr. Honda.

As the light turned green I flicked my cigarette out the window, and a strong wind gust carried the beautiful red glowing camel light directly into the drivers window of the Honda. Last I saw in my rearview was the driver getting out of his car and smacking his clothes histerically.

I, of course, floored it.

That is the greatest thing I have ever done.

So if you have ever been annoyed at awful, loud music coming from a car next to you, don't worry: I got those fuckers for you. 

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