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April 07, 2009
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I realize this is an actual advertisement, but it's too funny not to haiku.



sonnydown writes:

The Hon Men goes to Gerhardguffaw:
He went for a walk
Looking for that special spot
Never looked both ways
(Was SPOT his inter-species gay lover?)

The Bronze goes to JoeLeeThree:
I lost my pussy
She likes to travel from home
This is the ninth time
(Losing pussy, how sad!)

The Silver goes to WI..:
Half the sign is gone
It said "DON'T FREEBASE CATNIP"
Just say no to drugs
(No to drugs? Think of the children!)

The GOLD goes to MacSpruce:
You know what killed him.
A head-on collision with
curiosity
(Curiosity killed the Pussy. How true!)
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