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September 30, 2011

Arizona calls out a posse to repeal the twentieth century.

Arizona Sheriff Joe Arpaio recently launched a “Cold Case Posse” to investigate the authenticity of President Obama’s birth certificate. Or...a megalomaniacal white lawman man called a posse out on a black man.  What century are we in? 

I think Apraio’s got the mad cow disease, and I just can’t see fit to make fun of a sick man. Instead, I’m going to help him. Good ol’ Joe needs some advice, and I’m nothing if not helpful. Joe – can we call you Joe – you need to rest, you’re not thinking clearly. You’ve exhausted yourself breaking up families and detaining and arresting brown-skinned American citizens; you’ve worked yourself into a frenzy implementing your misogynistic prison garb schemes. You’re too old to expend so much energy keeping your inflated sense of self inflated. Joe, you’re practically a dirigible! A bloated, bigoted blimp! Don’t call out any more posses Joe, you’ve done enough already.