For better or worse, this week’s best links contain only a small handful of sex jokes.

  • The 20 Greatest Standup Specials of All Time - Splitsider
  • On The 7th Day, God Accidentally Slept Through His Alarm And Totally Freaked Out - The Occasional
  • The 10 Best SNL Commercial Parodies Of The Past 10 Years - Uproxx
  • Triumph the Insult Comic Dog Takes on Times Square’s Pushiest Mascots - Team Coco
  • An Interview With the Disgusting Air Conditioner Being Removed From The Window For Winter - Above Average
  • Lena Dunham Used Her Connections, Privilege to Get Ebola - Reductress
  • Planning to See Gone Girl? The Onion’s Review May Change Your Mind - The Onion