The Wood Grain is my personal favorite. Now THAT, Phukuhp my friend, is a funny fucking image for a caption contest. Could you imagine the goddamned caps that would be written?!!
The tooth below is almost too funny. That would be a bonus for after the first day or something when everyone cries because they have allowed their imagination to be fed to them all of their lives and they don't like the tingly feeling in their head when they try to pull humor out of wood grain... Thank God my parents were religious fanatics. Being quarantined paid the fuck off. Why do I smell lemons?
I should stop taking adderall now, huh? It's fucking 7 AM. I love that shit. I'm gonna go clean somethin'