I consider myself a Red neck by definition acording to Jeff Foxworthy. But there are some questions that I have never come to closure with. If I had the chance to ask Jeff Foxworthy some questions with the understanding that Jeff foxworthy is the ultimate braintrust of all of us Red Necks. If I only had one question to ask it would be this.
WHAT IS WITH THE OLD SCHOOL BUS? WHERE DO YOU GO AND SEE AN OLD SCHOOL BUS AND SAY TO YOURSELF, "MAN I HAVE TO GET ME ONE OF THOSE, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL I GET THAT HOME. ITS GOING TO LOOK SO GOOD SITTING BEHIND MY HOUSE."
I see this all the time, a guy with three or four old school busses sitting behind his home. WTF? Why? I consider myself a top shelf Red Neck but is that an elite class of hick or something? You haven't arrived untill you have a couple of old BLUEBIRDS in the back yard.
What Jeff Foxworthy questions do you have? Share please.