Things I Observed While Watching The Grammys

1. There's barely any noticeable age gap between Mumford and his sons.
2. Jack White is unlikely to say "Because I'm worth it" on a television commercial anytime soon.
3. For a bunch of guys in something called "Fun." they could not look more dull.
4. If he'd been punched in the face, set on fire, and then dragged backwards under a moving Pontiac, Adam Levine would look like he'd come out of the same vagina as Alicia Keys.
5. Rihanna clearly didn't get that "Please don't be a whore" email.
6. There's no obvious reason why there was a time when LL Cool J was cool with people younger than your "NCIS" addicted grandmother.
7. You don't need Bernie Taupin or Bert Bacharach when you have Britney Autotuned. 
8. Chuck D can still fight the power. But he's defencelesss against carbs.
9. I'd like to never, ever, ever hear another Taylor Swift song.
10. People are making terrible music.

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