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my grandma secret recipe, she fight the nazis and won, thats right she was a bad ass mutherfucking grandma that could kick your pussy ass any day of the fucking week, and she was 65
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Published: July 31, 2011
Description: artists take really complex things and make them simple, teachers take really simple things and make them even more fucking complex, politicians they dont do a fucking thing, however me i use what little brain i have to make my ass sound like its singing and rapping, u try some time its not that easy to sink out of your shit hole, upside down in on a bangcock whore smoking crack injecting acid into your pee hole while a gerbel races up your ass, and your hand is limited to just one mouse for control, put that in your ass pipe and toke it
i have recorded over 72 to of the greatest hits u will ever hear, and if you were deaf, or really old and couldn't hear well you would agree, and want to give me some serious awards, plantinum and gold, silver, bronse, tinfoil, records.  I could be the greatest rapper known to people who dont have any taste, flow style, or concept of music.  I will never get better and thats what makes me so great, I will be 100 years old and I will still suck the big one.  All the grammies in the world, marketing, tours, lessons, producing, song writing will never help me. I am like those people out there you know them they have no taste and never will, and if you dont have good taste or any taste, and dont know what is, good, then no matter how hard you try you can never get better, because you dont know how bad you suck, its just logical, the only reason I know this is, because I read it somewhere, and then someone explained, and tested  me on it, and I wrote a test, and had it broken down in different languages, and then watched a power point presentation on it, and then a news story, and finally god himself said dude you fucking suck, so I finally realized maybe I'm not the best greatest most awesome singing sensation on  the planet, I'll ;eave that too fucking little useless beavers, lady guy guys, they deserve it, for they are cheesy pop stars, and the world needs cheesy pop stars, because most of the people in the world are fucking cheesy, and they need cheesiness to make there world lesser gayer then it is, but thats another story, said the hamster to the gerbel, before they went up my ass
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