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June 11, 2010


Those Were Different Times Contest #65

As a special treat for blog #102 I shall once again introduce Mr FRANK GORSIN THE RIDDLER
and once again introduce his album "NEVER LET HER GO"

To avoid undue blog searchieness, see the original posting of this record with different cover art:
... And the "Most Roastly Caption Award" goes to:
Riddle me this: What can be swallowed but can also swallow you? What? No not pride.. Frank Gorshin. OR What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets? Chalkboard? No.. Frank Gorshin. OR I'm light as a feather yet no man can hold me for much longer than a minute? Nope not your breath.. Frank Gorshin AND FINALLY What's black and white and red all over? Newspaper? Pshaw.. Frank Gorshin's ass after a night with Batman. Rest in peace Frankie.

9. The gloves fit, you must quit.

8. After political protests, this Al Jolson cover had to be reworked.

7.5. Frank Gorshin's worst impression: a singer
7. You mean never let her neck go.

6. Im so smart I came up with a riddle that no one can solve... NOW IM IMMORTAL.

5.5. The ultimate irony? This man actually got signed by a record label, and we're sitting around in our PJ's cracking on him. God bless technology.
5. "Frank, it's no riddle buddy. We're your friends, we get it...and we'll love you no matter what. Now take off that ridiculous get-up, and go get some cock already."

4. ... because finding a dry cleaner that doesn't ask about blood or cum stains isn't easy.

3.5. The Human Shoulder Shrug.
3. To spice things up, I once wore that shirt in the bedroom...my girlfriend said "No."

2.5. Yes, I would love to buy a musical album by a guy who is ostensibly evil because he tells riddles & hires guys to rob things. I can't think of anything better in the world, ever. Except maybe a guy who is exactly the same, but tells jokes instead of riddles. That would be incredible.
2. dang! I don't get the riddle. Damn you, Riddler!

1.75. Later in life, he ended up a proctologist, but he kept the suit for the kids.
1.5. We all know the question, and the answer is, 'no'. I’m happily married. To a woman."
1.25"These are my Never-Letting-Her-Go (Or-Leaving-Prints) Gloves !!!"
1. "PLEASE, people! No pictures! Okay, Burgess, now you do me."