Then there is the vampire phenomenon. I have to say that I would masturbate to Twilight or True Blood any day. The question becomes, would you want to be a werewolf or a vampire? I think we already play those roles in real life. Women are like vampires, we are cold, will suck you dry, leaving you lifeless. And men are like werewolves because they are hot tempered, covered in hair and always in heat.