While covering the uprising in Egypt, Anderson Cooper was attacked by a group of supporters of Hosni Mubarak. Serious stuff going on there. Stuff you should read on a more serious site. Buuuut, afterward, he was quoted as saying "Other people came out of the crowd. Somebody punched me in the head, and from there, things escalated quickly." 

Sounds familiar, right? Almost like it should be followed by this:

There it is. It's clear that this is the most dangerous man in Cairo: 

I'm not shocked. Take a look at the assailants: