Brother Hustle: Greetings, fellow hustlers. Welcome to the “Work from Home without a Place to Live Entrepreneur and Job Search Seminar”—co-sponsored by the “Lord Have Mercy We Really Need Work to Pay Our Bills Center for the Unemployed” and the “Compensatory Investment Request Training and Development Support Group, L.L.C.”
I see a lot of bewildered and frustrated people here looking for answers to their plight. I feel the spirit of folk ready to give up and throw in their already drenched crying towels. The goal of this seminar is to encourage the discouraged to stay motivated during their job search and independent business development.
I know some of you now live with relatives or friends, but may not have the tools to conduct business. Today is your lucky day because the “Work from Home without a Place to Live Entrepreneur and Job Search Seminar will provide you with ‘Aunt Tee Tee’s Mystical Miracle of Technology Magic Jack’ mobile cell phone and the ‘Portable Touch-Tone Home Telephone’ to use with a refurbished laptop computer. Also the “Lord Have Mercy We Really Need Work to Pay Our Bills Center for the Unemployed” will supply you with 250 free personalized business cards to pass out to potential employers or investors.
With additional job search and business development training from the “Compensatory Investment Request” staff and access to a free WiFi Hotspot, you can really work from home without a place to live.
Let’s take hope and ambition to a new level.