President Obama's second inauguration was rife with inspirational words, beautiful performances, and, most importantly, old dudes creepily leering at young women. Take a look at these excellent photobombs, brought to you by life, liberty, and the pursuit of ruining touching moments.
Bill Clinton had to give a nod to Kelly Clarkson's superb performance. And an eyebrow raise. And a really, really intent stare.
But it was Senator Chuck Schumer, the chairman of the Joint Congressional Committee on Inaugural Ceremonies, who headed Creeping Committee for the day. First was the first family...
And then on Beyoncè's skull.
Thankfully, not all of these patriotic photobombs were born of the shady behavior of old men. The best one came from first daughter Malia, as she sabotages both her parents' tender moment AND her sister Sasha's chance at Instagram infamy.
A star is born.