What’s up everyone! This is a fan of Kevin Durant’s and definitely NOT Kevin Durant himself. Anyway, I just wanted to come on Funny Or Die here to talk about my boy KD for a bit.
First off, this goes without saying, but KD is a really great player. I know everyone is always talking about LeBron as the best, but I—a fan of Durant’s and not actually Durant—think KD has an argument as being the actual #1.
I mean, did you see KD’s performance in the NBA Finals this year, leading to his selection as Finals MVP? Well if you missed it, you can jog your memory of the stats he put up in each game by looking at soles of his sick new Nike signature shoes.
How cool and definitely not tacky or petty are those?! In fact, I just ordered a pair so I can match KD, which is what someone who’s a big KD fan but not actually KD would do.
But let’s talk about everyone’s big knock on KD now— that he’s a “snake” for leaving Oklahoma City and “jumped on the bandwagon” by joining Golden State in order to get an easy championship.
That is not true. I’ve been told by a source very, very close to KD that he didn’t like the Thunder organization or playing for Billy Donovan. He was also frustrated the front office put no good players around him besides Russell Westbrook. He knew he couldn’t win a championship with those cats.
After all, I wouldn’t know that 100% because it’s not like I’m literally inside KD’s mind, but that’s what the source told me and the source probably knows, right? And if that’s true, can you blame him for leaving?
I certainly wouldn’t blame him.
SO EVERYONE NEEDS TO JUST SHUT UP AND STOP MAKING FUN OF HIM ALREADY, OK?!
I mean, I’m sure KD himself doesn’t actually care. He’s one of the world’s best athletes and has over $150 million in the bank, so the constant tweets and Instagram comments from unaccomplished haters don’t phase him in the slightest.
BUT I, HIS BIGGEST FAN, THINK YOU SHOULD LEAVE HIM ALONE. KEVIN DURANT IS THE BEST BASKETBALL PLAYER AND AN EVEN BETTER GUY. MAYBE YOU’RE JEALOUS YOU AREN’T HIM, LIKE MYSELF, WHO ALSO WISHES HE COULD BE HIM, BUT I HAVE BETTER THINGS TO DO THAN MAKE FUN OF HIM ON THE INTERNET.
But man, how cool would it be to be KD though?