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Ah, a fall wedding. If you're a spooky person wanting to get your freak with your lawfully wedded Bride of Frankenstein, check out these wedding vows inspired by the Monster Mash!

Ah, a fall wedding. If you’re a spooky person wanting to get your freak with your lawfully wedded Bride of Frankenstein, check out these wedding vows inspired by the Monster Mash!

  • ‘Til A Graveyard Smash Do Us Part
  • “Now repeat after me: He did the mash.”
  • Here before the eyes of God, Wolfman, Dracula, and his son"
  • Instead of “I do” everyone says “Wah-oo”
  • Do you promise to love, honor, and graveyard smash your wife so long as you both shall live?
  • My coffin is your coffin. My lab is your lab. My mash is your mash.
  • If you can’t love me at my monster mash, you don’t deserve me at my graveyard smash
  • Do the graveyard smashing of the wine glass. Monster tov!
  • In sickness and in health, in eerie sight and late one night.
  • From this day on, we’ll do the mash. We’ll do the monster mash…together.
  • I knew it was love from the moment you said “Actually, Mash is the name of the scientist. The dance is called Mash’s Monster.”
  • No one will understand why our union is so popular and enduring.
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