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June 01, 2017
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Get some use out of those giant novelty scissors because they don't come cheap.

Whether you’re opening up a new community center, carwash, or vape store, you’re probably going to have a ribbon cutting ceremony to mark the occasion. But for as fun and exciting as those grand openings are those giant novelty scissors don’t come cheap. Certainly, you don’t want to just stick them in the closet to collect dust, you want to get some use out of them! Well, here are some great ideas.


Finally beating rock in Rock-paper-scissors

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Circumcising a giant

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Asserting dominance in an art class

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Cutting up costumers’ credit cards when they get declined in your checkout line

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Zipline handle for a bank heist escape

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Cutting in half things roommates are disputing over

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Separating conjoined twins

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Cutting up giant lotto checks after you’ve cashed them

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Cutting ties with Russia

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Kooky suicide

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