Whenever the powers that be finally get around to making a QVC for fatty meats, Nick Offerman should be the permanent host, because who else could handle such a gig? Maybe a nice big delicious currywurst, or some braised short ribs slathered in honey BBQ sauce? Mmmmmm. But no, meats can’t host TV shows (yet!) so for now Nick Offerman is our #1 pick for the spot. Watch him basically audition for the role below: