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Published August 10, 2009

Dear Friend,
 
How's it hanging? Fam still doing good? How'd that investment scheme you were involved with turn out? I didn't hear your name on any news outlets so either congrats or good luck staying one step in front of the law.

I really do miss our time together. Remember that one time when you posted that funny comment and I commented back and then you commented back and then someone else commented on our comments and we both commented them back but then they never commented us back so we commented to each other posturing if they'd been embarrassed or perhaps they died in a fire soon after the last comment? Man if I had a nickel for every time you made me laugh I'd be overburdened with nickels and probably couldn't afford the storage fees to house a collection so large. Hahaha, you always loved change jokes.

Anyways I don't want to take up too much of your time, I mean its kind of selfish of me to spend so little time with you then ask you to pour over such drivel. Also I'm nearing the end of my lunch break and If I go over the allotted hour they suspend my health care for 18 years. I just wanted to say Hi, and let you know I am thinking about you.

Give the Fam my best and sorry I didn't send that kid of yours a birthday gift. I couldn't remember if it was a boy or a girl, their age, and frankly what address to send it too. I mean you have soo many spread out over god's green earth, you never could keep it in your pants!

Besties,

RWG

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