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Published: November 03, 2011
Description: In a perfect world, we would have x-rated spoofs of classical music

Berlioz, Symphonie Fanta’s dique, King Rear
Mahler, Symphony No. 2 “Resur-erection”
Respighi, Roman Trilogy: Fondling of Rome; Penis of Rome; Roman F*** Festivals
Bach, Air in G-String
Grieg, In the Hall of Mounting King
Stravinsky, Firing Bird, Pet Rushka, The Ride of Spring, The Soldier’s Tail
Wagner, Riding of the Valkyries, Bangs of Nibelungen, Tristan und Tristan, Isolde und Isolde, The Meisterbater
Ravel, Daphne and Chloe
Brahms, Tri-dick Overture
Mozart, Dong Giovanni
Barber, School for Skanks
Beethoven, Coriol’s Anus, Symphony No. 3 “Erotica”
Britten, Young Person’s (18+) Guide to the Orchestra
Tchaikovsky, The Nut-Grabber, Swank Lake, Sleeping with Beauty, Symphony 2+3 “Little Russian and Polish Sausage”
Debussy, Prelude to the Afternoon with Faun
Gershwin, An American with Paris Hilton, I’ve Got Rhythm
Mendelssohn, A Midsummer Night’s Wet Dream
Mussorgsky, Night in Bald Mound, Pussies at an Exhibition
Piston, The Incredible Skin Flutist
Rimsky-Korsakov, The Golden Cocks, Russian Eater Overture, She has a rod
R. Strauss, Thus Spank Zarathustra, Dong Juan and Bang Quixote, Swalome
Purcell, Dildo and Anus
Adams, Nixon in Vagina
Bartok, Groinbeards Castle