Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs: Sketch Number Eight
Job Title: clown at a children’s birthday party
Wendy Freshner: Her job at the library does not cover rent, so she has to take this side job as a clown at her boss’s boyfriend ex wife’s house.
Jessica Blackwell: Mister Blackwell’s ex-wife. She is humiliated by ex’s mental state.
EX: Jessica Blackwell’s house
INT: Jessica Blackwell’s Kitchen.
Jessica is busy making lemonade. Wendy stumbles in to the kitchen.
Refreshments for the hired help are outside near the playground.
Wendy stumbles over to where the lemonade is being made and grabs two full glasses and gulps them down.
(Scolds) Now Ms. Freshner, I told you that the refreshments for the entertainment are outside with the children’s.
Wendy finishes her glass with a gasp.
The refreshments out there for me are filled with dirt. And all the cups have mustard happy faces.
(Chuckles) Oh yeah..little Joey has been doing that with food being served to guests. He thinks they are allowed to be used as extra toys.I should tell the magician that when he gets here.
But I thought I was the one to entertain the little monsters.
Are you kidding me? Children’s attention span today are the size of a cockroach.
(Yelling from backstage) We’re bored!!
You see what I mean? Now the magician will arrive in due time but keep in mind the children need constant entertainment otherwise mutiny would commence.
Oh one more thing, be sure to turn in my former husband to the authorities.
But he was the one that got me this job.
That maybe true, but he is not a well man. I am worried about my children’s safety.
My boss is in a relationship with him. If I turn him in, i’ll loose my job!
Not my problem, Oh God Joey stole an extra cookie. He is such a cookie ninja. Good luck out there, Ms. Freshner.
End of sketch.