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Published April 12, 2014

Wendy Freshner’s Summer Jobs: Sketch Number Eight

Job Title: clown at a children’s birthday party

 

Characters:

 

Wendy Freshner: Her job at the library does not cover rent, so she has to take this side job as a clown at her boss’s boyfriend ex wife’s house. 

 

Jessica Blackwell:  Mister Blackwell’s ex-wife. She is humiliated by ex’s mental state.  

 

Sketch Starts:

 

EX: Jessica Blackwell’s house 

 

INT: Jessica Blackwell’s Kitchen.

(Wendy, Jessica)

 

 

Jessica is busy making lemonade. Wendy stumbles in to the kitchen.

 

Wendy

 

(Panting) Water…water.

 

Jessica

 

Refreshments for the hired help are outside near the  playground.

 

Wendy stumbles over to where the lemonade is being made and grabs two full glasses and gulps them down. 

Jessica

 

(Scolds) Now Ms. Freshner, I told you that the refreshments for the entertainment are outside with the children’s. 

 

Wendy finishes her glass with a gasp.

Wendy

 

The refreshments out there for me are filled with dirt. And all the cups have mustard happy faces. 

 

Jessica

 

(Chuckles) Oh yeah..little Joey has been doing that with food being served to guests. He thinks they are allowed to be used as extra toys.I should tell the magician that when he gets here.  

 

Wendy

 

But I thought I was the one to entertain the little monsters. 

 

Jessica

 

Are you kidding me? Children’s attention span today are the size of a cockroach.

 

Children

 

(Yelling from backstage) We’re bored!!

 

Jessica

 

You see what I mean? Now the magician will arrive in due time but keep in mind the children need constant entertainment otherwise mutiny would commence. 

 

Wendy

 

Yes Ma’am. 

 

Jessica

 

Oh one more thing, be sure to turn in my former husband to the authorities. 

 

Wendy

 

But he was the one that got me this job.

 

Jessica

 

That maybe true, but he is not a well man. I am worried about my children’s safety.

 

Wendy

 

My boss is in a relationship with him. If I turn him in, i’ll loose my job!

 

Jessica

 

Not my problem, Oh God Joey stole an extra cookie. He is such a cookie ninja. Good luck out there, Ms. Freshner. 

 

End of sketch. 

 
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