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Emily’s must haves when dating:

MUST HAVES:

LOVES animalS more THAN HUMANs. (ESP CATS. LOTS OF CATS N I DONT BELIEVE IN SPAYING THEM EITHER)

LOVES ME N GIVES ME COMPLIMENTS n MAKES ME FEEL VERY VERY SPECIAL EVERY DAY (FOR Ex: GIVes ME FLOWERS AT WORK EVERY Day)

ADDS SOMETHIG TO MY LIFE EVERY DAY

MAKES ME FEEL GOOD EVERy day in EVERy WAY

IS TOTALY COMPATIBLE.

MUST give ME THAT SPECIAL FeeLING!!

DOESNT GET ANNOyED THAT I DRINK A LOT OR EAT A LOT Or LAy arouND A LOT.

LUVS WATCHING REALITY shows ALWAYS wit ME. IM SO SICK of PPL sayin THEY R STUPID BECUZ SO WuT if I Want to JUST watch something THAT I Dont have to tHINK while watching CUZ U HAVE TO THINK ALL Day anyways why CANT I Just watch a show that is laidback and CHILL like me? PLUS I love THE DRAMA!1

MUST LUV A BRIDEZILLA CUZ THATS WHAT I AM!!! HA LULZ

BUYS ME box wine every DAY

Feeds ME if I am laying and dont wUNNA GET UP. I LUV CHEEZ ITS.

MUST NOT BE a SHALLOw ASSHole must LUV me FOR ME N THATS IT!

Must must MUST Must be GOOD LOOKING. Must NOT Be a MUMMYS boy. MUST NOT HAVE ANY EX’S so I DONT have to worry about them. MUST not look at GIRLS . EVER.

Must NOT Get annoyed if I talk and look at other guys. ESP IF I waNNA GO DATE ONE N UR MY BOYFRIEND N I DONT TELL U So WUT? MY MommY SAID SHE AGREES wit MY DECISIOn TO GO ON THE DATE. My MUMMY IS mY BEZT FREND.

Must NOT get annoyed that I talk to my Mommy all day every day and I DO CUZ SHES MY BEST FRIEND AND THATS ALL THERE IS TO IT SO WUT IF IM A MUMMYS GIRL.

I LUV BOx winE CAUSE IT HAS THAT LIKE HOSE TYPE THING WHERE U jusST PUSH IT N IT COMES OUT LIKE N u COULD EVEN DrIN K IT FROM the BOX. I cAN JUST laY N drink N DrINK. MUST BUy me 1 EVERY time I C U.

- Wuv-wuvs,

Em-Emm ;) ;) :)

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