A Jewish woman said to her mother,
"I'm divorcing Freddie!
All he wants is anal sex,
and my asshole is now the size of a
50-cent piece, when it used to be about the size of a nickel."
Her mother replied,
"You're married to a multi-millionaire businessman,
you live in an 8 bedroom mansion,
you drive a Ferrari,
you get $2,000 a week allowance,
you take 6 vacations a year
and you want to throw all that away
over 45 cents?"