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Published: July 26, 2011
Description: Views on Current Events for 26 JUL 11
The US Post Office may relocate some branches to local businesses. There are no expected changes in services.

* At the Taco Bell drive thru...you'll still be able to get the Forever Stamp...while waiting forever!
* Victoria Secret patrons will be actually be able to compare their bikinis to the size of a postage stamp.

* Starbucks' customers will be able to morning multi-task and size the moment.
" To drink...a TALL vanilla latte at 140 degrees. To mail...a lizard in a VENTI box at 85 degrees."