Something we can all agree on

Boobs!

Who doesn't like boobs!  Guys like boobs, girls like boobs.  Kids like boobs too, even my dad likes boobs.  Jews like boobs.  Muslims like boobs.  Shit even gays like boobs. 

Boobs will put a smile on your face no matter how bad your day has been.  You could lose your job, your dog, your home, but as soon as you get some titties in your face, everything is A Okay.

A great philosopher and wing connoisseur once said HOOTERS