6 Signs Your Cat Is Trying To Kill You
1. You constantly find a bottle of random pills next to your laptop with the video of Shia Labeoufs “Just Do It” playing on YouTube.
2. There always seems to be cat litter in your bowl of cereal.
3. Your cat hides in dark places waiting for the opportunity to trip you.
4. You occasionally find your cat pawing at your face while you’re asleep.
5. He or she brings you dead mice as a hint of what’s to come.
6. You come across episodes of “How to get away with murder” under your viewing activity on Netflix.