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Published June 27, 2012

 

Date:  June 27, 2012 5:06:56 PM PDT

From:  johnson bruce <bruceoffice00@gmail.com>

Subject: Sub-Zero 600 Series Refrigerator - $2500 (Los Angeles)

To:  skidmarks bobby <bobbyskidmarks@aol.com>
 
** CRAIGSLIST ADVISORY --- AVOID SCAMS BY DEALING LOCALLY

** Avoid: wiring money, cross-border deals, work-at-home
** Beware: cashier checks, money orders, escrow, shipping
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Hi ,

How are u doing ? Thanks so much for writing back. I'm Sorry but I
won't be able to come see it anymore. I was gonna be dropping in your
town in the next 2 days, my business appointment there has been
postponed to last Monday in July I'm still very very much
interested in buying this, I need it for my god Cousin. Can it still
be sold to me? I will mail you a bank official check for the quoted
price, any repairs will be on me, bearing the consequences of not
seeing before buying and also add funds to cover the shipping to where
it will be needed. I'll arrange a shipper to handle the whole delivery
process so it doesn't stress you in anyway. Is this something you can
work with? I'll be very much delighted if it can be sold to me. Email
me back with your name, address and a phone number for the check.
Thanks

On Jun 28, 2012, at 9:19 PM, skidmarks bobby wrote:

 
Howdy,
 
I'm truly sorry to hear about your postponed business appointment =(. I'm sure your pimp will have no problem finding a replacement hoe to slap. And what the fuck is a "god Cousin" and how the heck do I become one?— it sounds so exciting, yet so dangerous. As far as me still being interested in this sweet deal, you bet your ass I am! So please, go ahead and mail me that bank official check. And no need to stress yourself out over sending me a confirmation email once you've dropped it in the mail. I will be setting up a chair at my mailbox so I can personally greet the postman upon arrival. Oh, and your shipper sounds wonderful. I can't wait to meet him. I will make sure to have a nice cold soda pop ready for him. Heck yeah, I can work with this (show me what you're workin' with)! Frankly, nothing else would delight me more than to provide you with all of my personal information. I'm even going to throw in my SS#, DOB, and all of my bank account numbers (w/ PINs) because of how pleasurable doing business with you has been.   
 
I hope this email finds you well.
 
Sincerely,
 
Dumbshit Seller

 

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