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October 19, 2017

Do NOT ask for a massage.

“High school reunion” might not be the first thing you think of when you think about “sex”(the first thing you probably think about is human genitalia), but your reunion has more in common with sex than you’d expect, especially when it comes to some of the phrases that come out of your mouth.

  • “I’m so sorry, but I forget your name.”
  • “Has it really been five years since the last time we did this?”
  • “I’m glad I came.”
  • “I’m amazed this still fits.”
  • “Wow! You’ve grown!”
  • “Thought it’d be a bigger turnout.”
  • “This Ramada is really nice.”
  • “Is it dumb I put on this old cheerleading uniform?”
  • “I feel like we could have picked a better place than a gymnasium.”
  • “Let me introduce you to my husband.”
  • “I wonder if my ball is still up there.”
  • “I wish our old math teacher was here.”