Published April 18, 2009 More Info »
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Published April 18, 2009
I’m just left Victoria British Columbia, if you don’t know where that is just got to Canada and keep heading west until you hit a concentration of hippies and marijuana smoke. They are great people though and the non lice ridden, showering version of the tie dyed culture. It’s a very friendly Island, full of beautiful women and bunny rabbits. They must have one million rabbits in that town; but when in these numbers they are not so cute more just a fluffier versions of rats. Perhaps if you were so bold, you could call them hippie rats.

The hotel I was staying at was filled with 15 year old girls. The receptionist informed me there was some sporting event in town. So I heard nothing but the sounds of giggles and the latest dating gossip spilling into my room from the hallway. I don’t know what kind of drug young teenage girls are on but they laugh like a stoned Woody Wood Pecker watching a Cheech and Chong movie.It made me want to hang myself with some skipping rope.

"Give us a couple of minutes. Were going to make a million more of us."