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Published November 23, 2010
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Keith Evans

EWWWWW Mikey keeps poking me in my Face...book

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Michael Goodpaster It's retaliation pokes of doom. Don't make it out to be anything sexual because that would be wishful thinking. And besides, I look nothing like Kanye West.

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Keith Evans *URGENT NOTICE* Michael GoodPaster was aroused by a young Ilan Mitchell-Smith while watching Weird Science... Go to www.digitallizardproductions.com for more info.

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Michael Goodpaster Keith Evans once confessed to me that if Kanye West was within kissing distance that he'd fellate him.

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Michael Goodpaster go to digitallizardproductions.com for more info

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Keith Evans Did You Know... when Michael Goodpaster "likes" something, that's considered a first date. When he "pokes" something, that's considered common law marriage. For more info go to www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster For those wondering, Keith Evans isn't a Kanye West stunt double... he's his lover's stunt double. (What I'm saying is that Keith is gay for Kayne in the non-biblical kind of way.)

More information on THIS and an explanation why Keith still ...enjoys Dane Cook can be found at: www.digitallizardproductions.comSee More

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Keith Evans If homosexuality was self mutilation, Michael Goodpaster would be the Demi LoVato of Facebook comments. Go To www.digitallizardproductions.com for leaked nude pics of Max Headrom

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Michael Goodpaster What does Keith Evan's gag reflex and Kanye West's manhood have in common? Too much.

This and Keith's favorite recipes at www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans I walked into Michael's Goodpaster room one night to find him watching Glee with his pants down and a noose around his neck. This was 5 years ago. For an explanation please tune in to www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster If eye contact is made with Keith Evans and he blinks... he's just day dreaming about swimming in a pool of Kanye's sweat....

Pictures and more at www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans If Michael Goodpaster is being anally raped by a tree in the woods, and no one is around to hear it, does he make a sound? Hear live audio at www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster Keith Evans nicknamed his lip ring "Wang"... he loves having it on his lips. For real, check out www.digitallizarproductions.com!

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Keith Evans Michael Goodpaster told me his favorite ball player was a creepy uncle... I KNOW, right? Go to www.digitallizardproductions.com for the full police report.

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Michael Goodpaster Everytime he sees someone yawn, Keith Evans gets an erection. I drink a lot of coffee around him. For this and other tips on how to not yawn around Keith Evans please check out www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster Keith Evans is a juggalo. For his new mix entitled "Brojamma Ruckus" hit up www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster It is a proven fact that once you shake Keith Evan's hand it will smell like liver and onions for about three weeks. For ways to remove this smell, please check out www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans Michael Goodpaster confided in me that if pooping was backwards, he'd enjoy it a lot more. For more shit like this, go to www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans Michael Goodpaster was requested a urine sample by his doctor. He simply wiped his brow. He had just left R. Kelly's prior to this appointment. Go to www.digitalliazrdproductions.com to download 12 Play

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Michael Goodpaster When Keith Evans was a baby his first word was "scrotum". For baby pictures please check out www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster Keith Evans moonlights as the tambourine player for an all Nickelback cover band called "Refund".... to hear the first video, check out www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans Explore the benefits of using sperm as tattoo ink w/ Michael Goodpaster. This and other Saturday Night Alternatives at www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster Did you know.... Keith Evans named his tooth brush "Kanye's Dick". For this and Keith's favorite episodes of "Tonight Show with Jay Leno" please visit www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Keith Evans Wanna see Michael Goodpaster on Halstead singing Natasha Beddingfield songs at Chuck & Kevin's Hairyoke Bar? Live stream at www.digitallizardproductions.com

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Michael Goodpaster Keith Evans refuses to play poker. He prefers poke-him. That's right. www.digitallizardproductions.com
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