Horse: You should STIRRUP the economy.
Obama: That’s funny
Horse: Our fiscal problems are not a fucking game Obama.
Horse: It’s so nice to meet you. We MUSTANG out some time!
Horse: I’m here to give you nightMARES!
Obama: How did you get near me?
Horse: I got PASTURE security Mr. President.
Obama: And what is your question?
Horse: Oh…excuse me…we should repeal Obamacare!