Somebody Please Check This Man For Testicles.

For those of you who a) don’t know and b) have zero inference skills, the LFL is a 10-team league featuring women playing tackle football in their underwear (read: it’s heaven).

LFL chaiman Mitchell S. Mortaza is a touch disappointed:

“Oklahomans should be provided the opportunity to choose for themselves and not dictated to,” Mortaza said in a statement. “I thought our plans were for expansion into Oklahoma City, not North Korea.”