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November 16, 2010

Oklahomo Oklahoma City mayor Mick Cornett rejected the idea of a Lingerie Football League (LFL) team playing in his city. There’s one way to lose the male vote.

For those of you who a) don’t know and b) have zero inference skills, the LFL is a 10-team league featuring women playing tackle football in their underwear (read: it’s heaven).

LFL chaiman Mitchell S. Mortaza is a touch disappointed:

“Oklahomans should be provided the opportunity to choose for themselves and not dictated to,” Mortaza said in a statement. “I thought our plans were for expansion into Oklahoma City, not North Korea.”
First off, communism zing!  Second, how are the men of Oklahoma City not rioting over this?  This was your way to see half-naked chicks wrestling each other without lying to your wives (“Honey, I’m going to the game with the guys…”).
Plus, the beers will be cheaper at the game than at a strip club.  These are tough economic times and we need to be sensible.

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