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Published October 02, 2012

(OXFORD) – Thousands of enraged Atheist rioters rampaged through the streets of Oxford after a photo deemed offensive to Richard Dawkins surfaced on facebook. 

The unflattering photo is an embarrassing candid shot depicting esteemed biologist and author of The God Delusion Richard Dawkins greedily devouring a McDonald’s McRib Sandwich all by himself.

Thousands of protesters marched through the streets of Oxford, England chanting “Empirical evidence supported by controlled experimentation is Great” and burning effigies to Ronald MacDonald.

The offensive image “debases Dawkins and all of science” said Atheist cleric Sam Harris in a BBC Radio interview today. “As everyone knows, it is impossible for anybody to appear respectable while eating a McRib sandwich, especially when they’re by themselves. This photo should never have been allowed to be posted on the internet. Burning a village to the ground and calling for the death of every person involved is the only logical response to such an affront to modern rational humanism. ”

Agnostics failed to riot, but stood on the sidelines cheering on the riot and taking credit for it anyways.

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