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This has been making it's way around the internet. And if I'm seeing it, then it's probably made its way around a few times.  Supposedly, these are actual headlines. Hard to believe. In the off chance you haven't already seen these, enjoy.



MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND DAUGHTER

    timing is everything, isn't it?


SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS

    really? You don't say.


POLICE CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS

    that should teach them


PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER

    what a trooper!


MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH

    goldbrickers!


WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE

    hmmmmm


IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE

    going out on a limb, there


COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES

    that's why meteorologists get the big bucks


ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE

    boy, you can't get anything over on Scotland Yard


RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES

    I just developed a phobia for bridges


ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT

    Tang always did that to me, too


KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS

    okay, I ain't touching that one


HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS

    they probably kept hitting their heads


TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD

    call in the National Guard!


Now, you know what would be really fun?  How about you guys come up with some of your own? 

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