This has been making it's way around the internet. And if I'm seeing it, then it's probably made its way around a few times. Supposedly, these are actual headlines. Hard to believe. In the off chance you haven't already seen these, enjoy.
MAN KILLS SELF BEFORE SHOOTING WIFE AND DAUGHTER
timing is everything, isn't it?
SOMETHING WENT WRONG IN JET CRASH, EXPERT SAYS
really? You don't say.
POLICE CAMPAIGN TO RUN DOWN JAYWALKERS
that should teach them
PANDA MATING FAILS; VETERINARIAN TAKES OVER
what a trooper!
MINERS REFUSE TO WORK AFTER DEATH
WAR DIMS HOPE FOR PEACE
IF STRIKE ISN'T SETTLED QUICKLY, IT MAY LAST AWHILE
going out on a limb, there
COLD WAVE LINKED TO TEMPERATURES
that's why meteorologists get the big bucks
ENFIELD (LONDON) COUPLE SLAIN; POLICE SUSPECT HOMICIDE
boy, you can't get anything over on Scotland Yard
RED TAPE HOLDS UP NEW BRIDGES
I just developed a phobia for bridges
ASTRONAUT TAKES BLAME FOR GAS IN SPACECRAFT
Tang always did that to me, too
KIDS MAKE NUTRITIOUS SNACKS
okay, I ain't touching that one
HOSPITALS ARE SUED BY 7 FOOT DOCTORS
they probably kept hitting their heads
TYPHOON RIPS THROUGH CEMETERY; HUNDREDS DEAD
call in the National Guard!
Now, you know what would be really fun? How about you guys come up with some of your own?