. . . back into swing of things here in Funny or Die ~ I apologize for that. But since after that week of sleep deprivation . . . I'm a walking zombie & still is. If I remember correctly, the feeling is like having a jet-lag and depression at the same time.
Plus I'm so busy with things lately ~ from gym appointments . . . soccer practices . . . and everything in between. My schedule can be compared to a high profile drug dealer's shipment schedule!
Anyway, I will try and summarized what happened last week in my "life" (I actually wrote things down on post -it notes!)
MOVIES Watched "The last Air Bender" and "The Sorcerer's Apprentice" These are great kid's movies that are highly recommended by my kids. I'm still trying to find the time to see "Inception" which I heard is really good.
HOLIDAY Did you know that last Friday was the "National Hotdog Day" For real! If you did not celebrate with a wiener last Friday . . . don't worry this day will be back next year ~ I will right the greeting card companies for this day to be moved to a Wednesday (hump day ~ I'm just sayin') Remember, size does not matter as long as you know how to use your wiener.
PERVERT What?!!! All I said was: "Don't let him squeeze your tomatoes." (The conversation was about gardening.)
MY KIDS Thing 2 and Thing 3 came running to me one afternoon, in tears!!! I asked them what happened and they said that Thing 1 told them that in order to save mom money, the braces that's already installed in his mouth is going to be handed-down to the younger ones. "That's GROSS!!!!!" shrieked Thing 2 and Thing 3.