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Published: March 25, 2013
Description: From the Archives of BMZnow.com we present to you...


And you still wonder if we are on the wrong end of a quantum mechanics glitch? 
Money is a powerful drug, just ask the BMZ house prostitutes. If you've never seen a hooker let a monkey shove marbles up her ass... you're not paying enough.
If I have to fuck my way through that goblin... I will.
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