So anyway, I was thinking about all the really horrifying stuff from my day on Friday and I realised that I hadn't updated here about them. The first one was when I was in the supermarket doing my shopping, I saw a man by the milk section and he was wearing the most horrifyingly tight trousers. I could see the bulge you guys.....I tried avert my eyes, but they went right to it. I recall screaming in my head something like "EeeeeWWWWWW.....oh my god! Erase...ERASE!!!" But the most spine shuddering thing was, he "touched" himself down there as he was walking towards me, like he was "adjusting" himself.
The second thing that happened was outside the supermarket as I waited by the taxi rank for my ride home. A young pregant mother and her 4 or 5 year old daughter stood next to me waiting for their taxi, the little girl wanted out of the trolley, but mum said no, so little girl started throwing a fit, screaming, crying, you know like little kids do from time to time. Young mum responded to childs tantrum with "Shut your fucking mouth!"
Now, I don't have kids, and I'm sure that it's a really hard job to do but never in my wildest dreams would I ever speak to my kid, or anyone elses kid like that. It's appauling and disgusting and I can't stand it. I can't stand it to the point where, in my head I go up to the person who has said it to their kid, get in their face and say, "DON'T TALK TO YOUR KID LIKE THAT!!!" But it's likely to get me tons of abuse and the famous words "Don't tell me how to talk to my kid!"
Your kid will end up as repulsive as you, dear friend. Unless of course, they grow up and realise what an asshole you are and that they NEVER want to be anything like you, cut you from their lives and run screaming to the hills.
Last but not least was the way everyone I saw today was complaining about the weather and how "HOT" it was. Proof that if you're British, there is simply no pleasing you.
Well, that's it from me.