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January 23, 2017
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"Move somewhere really windy so you literally can't ever light a cigarette"

Always be covered in gasoline


Join a human centipede


Only smoke underwater


Build a time machine, go back in time to the day before you started smoking, and kill yourself


Start a petition to rename cigarettes “baby wieners”


Replace one cigarette in the pack with a tiny stick of dynamite


Die from lung cancer


Have J. K. Simmons scream in your face “Not my Marlboro!”


Move somewhere really windy so you literally can’t ever light a cigarette


Admit that camels are not good role models


Smoke a pack of cigarettes while watching your parents have sex


Hire Peyton Manning to fire a football at your throat every time you light up


Cut off your hands

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