Haiku Hijinks 2-26

For some reason everything has been showing up double-spaced lately. If I'm going to see double, I
want it to be something like this:



LeatherShorts gives the boot to everything but:

Suuuueeeeeeey! Suey! Suey! Sueeeyyy! Dag nab it! Y'all done better than a pig in a poke! I'm sorry, I was forced to watch Hee-Haw as a child. Great job everyone and thanks to Jason and Amy.

Honors go to:

Gerhardguffaw

Humans crave your tits

Because of the pork flavor

and sloppy seconds

And thirds and fourths...and I don't see a container of disinfecting wipes anywhere either.

Amy4Birds

Your porcine nipples

Are like an Obama speech:

There's plenty for all!

So true! (and she used the word "porcine")

BRONZE

JoeLeeThree

Man is curious

No matter what the venue

He'll stick in his head

Stay away from the hole in the giant fake horse giving birth next door!

SILVER

captainshenanigans

Jim was so surprised

at how well his wife Ellen

could suck on a tit.

Surprised AND aroused.

AND THE GOLD RING IN THE PIG'S SNOUT GOES TO

Mpg79

"Why does Granny watch?"

"We don't ask questions Bobby...

It's best not to know"

Love the mystery. And I believe our dear Mpg79 has some familiarity with West Virginia culture so I couldn't expect anything less. If I'm wrong about that, forgive me, it's my fantasy.