For some reason everything has been showing up double-spaced lately. If I'm going to see double, I
want it to be something like this:
LeatherShorts gives the boot to everything but:
Suuuueeeeeeey! Suey! Suey! Sueeeyyy! Dag nab it! Y'all done better than
a pig in a poke! I'm sorry, I was forced to watch Hee-Haw as a child.
Great job everyone and thanks to Jason and Amy.
Honors go to:
Humans crave your tits
Because of the pork flavor
and sloppy seconds
And thirds and fourths...and I don't see a container of disinfecting wipes anywhere either.
Your porcine nipples
Are like an Obama speech:
There's plenty for all!
So true! (and she used the word "porcine")
Man is curious
No matter what the venue
He'll stick in his head
Stay away from the hole in the giant fake horse giving birth next door!
Jim was so surprised
at how well his wife Ellen
could suck on a tit.
Surprised AND aroused.
AND THE GOLD RING IN THE PIG'S SNOUT GOES TO
"Why does Granny watch?"
"We don't ask questions Bobby...
It's best not to know"
the mystery. And I believe our dear Mpg79 has some familiarity with
West Virginia culture so I couldn't expect anything less. If I'm wrong
about that, forgive me, it's my fantasy.